I submersed myself in reality tv today. Got caught up on Celebrity Rehab. Anybody runnin’ a pool on who will actually stay sober? I say it’s a clean sweep…and none of ‘em do. I like Mary Carey, but I don’t think she has a chance. I say Chyna’s dead by 2009 whether it be suicide or accidental OD. Ricco’s still a fuckin scumbag. If I had to bet, I’d put my money on Shifty…maybe Brigitte. Jaimee Foxworth is gonna get bombed out of her mind within a week. Jessica Sierra is a toss up. I’m leaning towards relapse, but then cleans her act up. It sure as hell doesn’t look promising for any of ‘em.

Also watched the BBC’s Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares. Not much commentary, other than the owner being a loser. Kudos to the head chef for being a stand-up guy willing to help troubled youth.

I just deleted my DVR recording of My Fair Brady. There are no redeeming qualities to that show. I’m ashamed for ever watching it. Just total crap.

Watched America’s Best Dance Crew Saturday or so. Again, I think the JabbaWockeeZ did the best in actually following the guidelines. I really liked Status Quo and Kaba Modern as well. I never liked Live in Color. Same thing every fricken’ week. BreakSk8 was kinda just there. And nobody really cares what Fysh N Chicks did. I’ll be shocked if they last another week.

Side note: Jayhawks killin’ Texas Tech…woohoo!

Watched the most recent episode of Celebrity Rehab and it was a really good, positive episode. Jeff Conaway is all kinds of fucked up. It’s pretty clear that his girlfriend/fiance clearly needs some form of help as well. Chyna is a mystery wrapped in an enigma(I love than line). She looks like a future suicide statistic. Something isn’t right with her, and she isn’t helping matters by being so defiant and stand-offish. I’m really liking Mary Carey. She seems like a genuinely nice person who took a wrong turn somewhere. Ditto on Shifty. He clearly loves the hell out of his son. Shame his wife didn’t come to the group meeting or dinner. I’m sure she’s been through hell though. Still should’ve been there to support the father of their child. Just my opinion. Bad move having the dinner in plain site of a fully stocked bar. Brigitte was having a really hard time with that. But again, the support got her through it.

Now this is great reality TV. Not that exploitive and gives a glimpse into the rehab process. Good show.

Side note: It’s kinda interesting that 4 of the women there have been in some kind of porn. 2 in the business, and 2 with sex tapes.

Strike is over, but other than Lost there’s nothing on TV still. Sooo, I’m still watching the fine programming on VH1. Not a bad episode. I don’t know any of their names but Daisy, and Kristy Jo. I picked Daisy to go all the way from the beginning though she’s far from the hottest chick on the show. She just seems like Bret’s type. The ending of this weeks ep really threw me for a loop…at first. I was like “No fuckin’ way!” Daisy was having a serious conniption fit as she thought she was going home. Classy move on Bret’s part to keep all the ladies this week, though that one blond bitch who stole two of the notes that biker chick wrote is just skanless. She needs to go. Anyway, that’s it. Another boring day.

…Oh how I lov…loath..no, it’s something in between those two. Damn the writer’s strike for forcing this upon me! Today I watched Rock of Love II, My Fair Brady, and Celebrity Rehab.

Rock of Love II is ridiculous. How the hell is that crazy, ugly, amazonian, French chick still there? She’s just fuckin’ frightening. Not much else to say. I feel sorry for the ladies(and I use the term loosely) who think they’re gonna actually become Mrs. Bret Michaels. He’s only in it for the abundance of easy ass.

My Fair Brady is ridiculous in a completely different way. There’s no chance in Hell they stay together. She’s fuckin’ looney toons, and he’s freaking over a nude photoshoot. Most men would love that shit. Maybe he’s just using it as a reason to leave her in the future. Definition of “trainwreck TV”.

I’m actually liking Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Ricco Rodriguez is a giant douche bag. Mary Carey looks to be headed for a giant crash. Baldwin is a little too self-righteous. Chyna’s been pretty much obsolete. Overall, not a bad show.

Now, if I could only get this stench off of me. I feel so dirty. Writer’s! Come back!