Category : Movies

Well fuck me sideways!

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Published on: June 22, 2009

Fuckin’ why!? No seriously, will someone fuckin’ tell me why Keanu fuckin’ Reeves is hell bent on sucking the life out of me. He’s the most unfathomable movie “star” in the history of fuckin’ ever! Hands down, the worst “big time” actor, again, in the history of fuckin’ ever. Now he’s going to play one[…]

Movie movie movie…..

Overnight – An inside look at the meteoric rise of a douchebag and how said man’s douchebaggery can make you a pariah in Hollywood. It’s good to have faith in yourself and your skills/talent, but this guy takes it to epic leves of faith. Like he’s the second coming of everything great ever. Who is[…]

Happy happy fun-time movie review time

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Published on: April 27, 2009

Rocknrolla – Part 1 of a planned trilogy by Guy Ritchie. The writer director of the awesome Snatch and Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels. If you haven’t seen them, go out of your way to see ’em…now…seriously, I’ll wait……….. Ok, now that that’s out of the way Rocknrolla is very similar…only not as good[…]

It smells like God’s Vagina

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Published on: April 6, 2009

Watched a couple of movies…shocking I know. Two completely different movies at that. The first being a classic movie from 1962. That movie being… The Manchurian Candidate – Starring Laurence Harvey, Frank Sinatra, and Angela Lansbury. The gist of the story is a former Korean War POW(Raymond Shaw) is brainwashed by Communists into becoming an[…]

More movies…

…nothing too great. Finally finished up Noir(anime) and it gets a resounding meh. It wasn’t bad by any means, but I never thought to myself…”Wow I can’t wait to see what happens next.” or any thing like that. It was just a lot of blah. Just interesting enough to keep you watching but not good[…]

Blue wang of ultimate destruction!…

…or just a visual representation showing that Dr. Manhattan was becoming detached from humanity. Things that we freak over, have zero meaning to him as he’s no longer with us. If you’re confused by the opening of my post then you suck for not reading The Watchmen. My opening statement is based on the movie[…]

Moving on…

…here’s some more half-assed reviews… Live Free or Die Hard – Mindless, over-indulgent, small on story big on over-the-top action. Just a fun, turn your mind off action flick. Is it better than Die Hard? No, but really. What action movie is, well besides Commando. Rent before you buy. Home Movies Season 2 – Totally[…]

The British Are Coming!

And by British, I of course mean reviews. Books, comics, games, and movies…mostly movies. While on my “vacation” I had lots of time for movie watching and did just that, as well as read a few books and comics so over the next few weeks, I will be reviewing said media. Upcoming for review… Ultimates[…]

The Gift(2000)

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Published on: August 19, 2008

Starring Cate Blanchett, Ted Theodore Logan, the original Talk Soup guy, Schillinger, Lumbergh, Katie Holmes breastesses, and written by Sling Blade.  If you caught all those references, yay for you. I avoided this movie for many years because it didn’t look all that good. Reviews were pretty bad as well. After a few years I’d[…]

Abashed the Devil stood; and felt how awful Goodness is

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Published on: May 25, 2008

Last night my cousin and Cody stayed the night and we watched two movies. Both of which I had seen before. American Pie and The Crow. American Pie is what it is. Low brow teen comedy. Good stuff. The Crow on the other hand. Easily one of my favorite movies. Everything about it is incredible.[…]

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