After 4 months of intense blogging, I got my 1000th page view today. To celebrate I shall…do nothing.

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…I like hats…hats good. Bought some…pictures.

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…and I’m a comic nerd. Last week my cousin(Allen) was all kinds of awesome and out of the blue, bought me a Marvel comics poster. All nice and framed. So thanks again! You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Here’s a pic of said poster…

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…Courtesy of Paul Mooney.

White man walking on the beach, finds a magic lamp, rubs it, a genie pops out.
“Look, I’ve been in there 300 years. I don’t wanna hear any talk. You got 3 wishes, just think it, it’ll happen.”
Poof…Big Mansion
Poof…Naked women running all over the mansion
Poof…Knock on the door. Three Ku Klux Klan dressed in robes takes the man out and lynch him.
Next day, the genie’s at Starbucks, talking…that’s where they all go for coffee.
“Told you. I was gone for 300 years, nothing’s changed.”
“They all want mansions.”
“They all still want naked women.”
“But the last wish was confusing.”
“Why would he wanna be hung like a nigga?”

Black woman walking on the beach, finds a magic lamp, rubs it, a genie pops out.
“You’ve got two wishes.”
Two? What happened to three?”
“You’re a nigga, you only get two.  What’s your first wish?”
“I want you to build a bridge from Los Angeles to Africa, so when white folks get on niggas nerves we can walk home.”
He said, “Ma’am, I’m a genie, I’m not God. What is your second wish?”
“My second wish is I want you make white people and black people have equal rights in America.”
“…How do you want that bridge? Out of cement or wood.”

A white woman’s baking a chocolate cake. She turns away for a moment
Her son reaches up and puts chocolate all over his face.
“Look mom, I’m black!”
The mom turns around and slaps the shit out of him.
“Now go show your father what you just did.”
The boy goes upstairs and says, “Look dad, I’m black.”
The father pulls off his belt and beats the hell out of that boy.
“Now go tell your grandfather what you just did.”
The boy goes outside and says, “Look grandpa, I’m black.”
The grandfather pulls a switch off a tree and whoops his ass.
“Now go back to your mother.”
The boy goes back to the kitchen and the mother says, “Now what did you learn?”
The boy says, “I’ve been black for all of 5 minutes and I already hate all you white motherfuckers!”

I’m gonna post what I bought today.

Misc crap…
Archos DVR Docking Station for Archos 604 Media Player – for my cousin as payment for cleaning my room.
Teton Bookbag (Red/Grey) – for my trips this summer
Fellowes Universal Screen Protectors – for my media player

Books/Comics/TPB’s
Transmetropolitan Vol. 1: Back on the Street – Book I’m hoping to get signed at Comic-Con.
Eternals – I think recommended by supernegro himself. Can’t remember. Neil Gaiman is awesome as well.
From Hell – New Cover Edition – was OOP forever

Movies/TV/Games…
The Office – The Complete Collection BBC Edition
Ugetsu – Criterion Collection
Commando (Director’s Cut) – My copy disappeared…I blame Allen
Robocop (20th Anniversary Collector’s Edition) – wish I had the Criterion version
Superman Ultimate Collector’s Edition – 14 disc’s of Superman goodness including two cuts of Superman 2
Halo 3 – mostly for Tre but I’m somewhat interested
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane – Mother Goose…yeah I fucked her
The Protector (Two-Disc Collector’s Edition) – Tony Jaa is your God…well he’s pretty cool anyway
Sansho the Bailiff – Criterion Collection
Vengeance Is Mine – Criterion Collection
House, M.D. – Season Three
The Office – Season Three

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It sucks wanting to talk somebody and not being able to. Well I could, but it wouldn’t be good for me.
 
Stupid rich people piss me off.
 
During my recent outing, I really got to hear how bad rap music has become. I knew it was bad, but hadn’t heard alot as I don’t listen to the radio, don’t watch MTV or BET, and generally don’t care. But on the way to KC, my sister’s insignificant other was playing all kinds of horrible shit. It all sounded identical, no substance, stupid hooks. Just bad. Even the R&B’s gotta be hard, and gangsta-fied.
 
Prince is fuckin’ awesome, and fuck you if you don’t like his music cuz he’s a bit eccentric. If you don’t like his music cuz you just don’t dig it fine, but to not give it a chance “cuz he’s gay”, or whatever is fuckin’ retarded and your loss. 90% of the time I talk to somebody who doesn’t like Prince, they say something about his sexual preference despite all the fine ass he’s had in the past. Sheila E, Carmen Electra, Appolonia, Maytay, just to name a few. FYMF!
 
Disrespectful people suck…namely my sister. Hopefully she grows up one day…I doubt it though.
 
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