Current Mood: Chill

And by British, I of course mean reviews. Books, comics, games, and movies…mostly movies. While on my “vacation” I had lots of time for movie watching and did just that, as well as read a few books and comics so over the next few weeks, I will be reviewing said media. Upcoming for review…

Ultimates V1-2
Anita Blake - Vampire Hunter - Guilty Pleasures
Star Wars Darth Bane - Rule of Two by Drew Karpyshyn
Legacy of the Jedi 01 - Legacy of the Jedi (by Jude Watson)
Jedi Apprentice 01 - The Rising Force (by Dave Wolverton)
Chuck & Larry
Sansho the Bailiff
Live Free or Die Hard
Superbad
Home Movies Season 2
Boondocks Season 2
Outlaw Star
Hard Boiled
Election
Clerks 2
Replacements
3:10 to yuma
The Kingdom
Band of Brothers

I”ll start with the bad and mediocre. The bad being, “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry”. I laughed a total of two times during the movie. It was just one long gay joke. The only saving grace…oh I think you know. Jessica Biel’s fine, fine ass. In the immortal words of Adam Sandler in the movie Billy Madison…”Soooo hot, want to touch the heinie.” That might be the best ass in Hollywood.

Want to touch the heinie

On to more bad. Next is the boring, pointless, uninteresting pile of literary feces by the name of “Legacy of the Jedi” (by Jude Watson). It was a 3 part series. After reading the first, I skipped it’s sequels. So bad. Nothing more needs to be said…skip it!

On to mediocre, we have the straight to DVD “Big Stan” starring Rob Schneider. It had everything I like in a comedy. It was crude, politically incorrect, violent, and nonsensical. It also had Bob Sapp, Don Frye, and Randy Couture in it who are all big names in MMA. Also stars Jennifer Morrison(House) and David Carradine. It’s not a movie I’d buy, but worth checking out with some friends.

And one last mediocre. Jedi Apprentice 01 - The Rising Force (by Dave Wolverton). It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t good. Hence…mediocre. I’m just gonna copy&paste a review I put up elsewhere…
“Much better(referring to the craptastic “Legacy of the Jedi), but still a bit slow. Gave some pretty good insight into Obi Wan and Qui Gon Jinn’s early relationship and how he came to be Qui-Gon’s Padawan. Nothing terribly interesting.” If you’re bored, it’s raining, the spank bank is empty, the electricity is out, you own the book, and have nothing else to read…give it a shot. But don’t go out of your way to read it.

And that’s it for today. Live long and prosper…or don’t, whatever.

Current Mood: Tired

Today I watched the final 3 episodes of Miss Rap Supreme. I’m glad Reece won, but man do I have a serious attraction to Byata. I can’t explain the attraction, but I find her extremely sexy. So feeling her.

But anyway, I love Reece’s fire, and flow. I could easily see her with Busta Rhymes crew when they’re doing their grimier more street songs. She’s just so raw. Unfortunately I see Byata going the way of Fergie and Gwen Stefani(as Ms. Cherry pointed out). Never liked Fergie, just horrible. And I liked Gwen when she was with No Doubt, but her solo stuff is garbage. I doubt we see Ms Cherry again, and pray we don’t see Chiba’s fake ass. Enough of that.

To continue my lazy day, I watched 2 episodes of Ghost Hunter on Sci-Fi. Unimpressed. I just don’t believe in ghosts and that show did nothing to change things. Boooooring. Moving on…

Next up is more reality schlock with Celebrity Circus. Meh. Didn’t finish it due to the station fucking up. I’m sure I’m not missing much. I can’t believe how incredibly hot Stacey Dash still is. In her 40’s and looks exactly the same as she did in Clueless. Hell, going back even further, she looks the same as she did in Moving w/ Richard Pryor. Unreal.

To finish off my exciting fun-filled day, I finished up disc 2 of Captain Herlock. An anime recommended to me…Unimpressed. I’m gonna finish it up quickly so I can send it back and never think about it again.

Oh, also kicked Drew’s ass in NBA2k8 a couple times and played about 3 hours or so of Lost Odyssey.

And that is my exciting day. Now I’m off so I can play a quick game of NBA2k8 with Tre so he can go to bed.

Current Mood: Mischievous

NSFW post incoming….

After a somewhat long delay I shall continue my bodacious Betty countdown. Coming in at number 7 is a woman who’s career, as far as I know, only consists of hosting a cable TV show on G4. She is Olivia Munn, and co-host of Attack of the Show. The only somewhat watchable show on the channel, other than Ninja Warrior. She wouldn’t have made my top 10, but then I saw her dressed as Princess Leia and she rocketed to number 7. And here she is…

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Next up is another Hegre model. She is known as Jenya and Katie Fey. Perfect breastesses. Sorta looks like Katie Holmes before her indoctrination. She(Katie Holmes) would’ve made the list but Scientology is so not sexy. Anyway, some mild nudity is heading your way. As she is a nude model…but oh so damn hot. So at number 6 is Jenya!

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And to wrap up the day, coming in at number 5 is someone who is apparently famous but I don’t know what for. I remember seeing her in something but I’ll be damned if I can remember what. All I know, is she is damn cute…and here she is, Miss Arielle Kebbel

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Current Mood: Mischievous & Playful

Since I have no life, and all the free time in the world. I figured I’d hunt down pictures of chicks I really dig. Whether it be in music, acting, porn(none made the list), or whatever. Out of the first three, two of ‘em are actresses. There will be some tasteful nudity, so NSFW nor the underage.

Coming in at number 10, is an actress I first saw in what I think was a heroin commercial. You know one of those “this is your brain on drugs” types. Only instead of frying an egg, she smashes the fuck out of the egg with a frying pan. I’ve been known to like the crazy ones. I found her hot then, and continue to find her hot as she just cracks my top10. I give you Eliza Dushku.

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Coming in at number 9, is a nude model who is all kinds of mmmhmm good God! She models for hegre-art who photographs some of the most beautiful models in the world and is a lucky bastard as he is married to her as well. Adding to her hotness, she also has an identical twin…mmmm twins. The model is simply known as Luba.

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In at number 8, is an actress who I’ve never actually seen in anything. Her biggest role to date is “The Girl Next Door”…I think. She’s also in 24. No idea what role she plays as I’ve never seen 24. Since I’m oblivious to her work, I shall not waste anymore of your time. I give you Elisha Cuthbert.

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