…Oh how I lov…loath..no, it’s something in between those two. Damn the writer’s strike for forcing this upon me! Today I watched Rock of Love II, My Fair Brady, and Celebrity Rehab.

Rock of Love II is ridiculous. How the hell is that crazy, ugly, amazonian, French chick still there? She’s just fuckin’ frightening. Not much else to say. I feel sorry for the ladies(and I use the term loosely) who think they’re gonna actually become Mrs. Bret Michaels. He’s only in it for the abundance of easy ass.

My Fair Brady is ridiculous in a completely different way. There’s no chance in Hell they stay together. She’s fuckin’ looney toons, and he’s freaking over a nude photoshoot. Most men would love that shit. Maybe he’s just using it as a reason to leave her in the future. Definition of “trainwreck TV”.

I’m actually liking Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Ricco Rodriguez is a giant douche bag. Mary Carey looks to be headed for a giant crash. Baldwin is a little too self-righteous. Chyna’s been pretty much obsolete. Overall, not a bad show.

Now, if I could only get this stench off of me. I feel so dirty. Writer’s! Come back!